Self-Paced Tactical Walk-Through
UNCLUSTER F*CK YOUR BUSINESS
This isn’t a plug-and-play template or a done-for-you pitch — it’s a self-paced, guided tactical walk-through designed to help you finally get your sh*t together and take control of the parts of your business that have been running on chaos and guesswork.
LET'S TALK ABOUT
WHY YOU'RE HERE
It's because your business feels like a full-time dumpster fire — and no one ever handed you a damn fire extinguisher.
Let's break it down:
MONEY
LEAKS
YOU'RE LOSING MONEY
Missed calls = missed cash
Leads ghost because you didn’t respond fast enough
Potential clients get impatient and hire the competition
You can’t answer after hours, so jobs slip through the cracks
No follow-up system = leads fall flat and never convert
You’re stuck on the phone with tire-kickers instead of paying clients
Stop fanning the flames. Let’s fix the money leaks, time drains, and chaos—together.
TIME
DRAINS
YOU'RE WASTING TIME
Your days, evenings and weekends vanish to admin chaos
You’re texting, calling, rescheduling, quoting — rinse, repeat
Answering the same questions 10x a day
No-shows, long calls, poor scheduling = constant disruption
Every day feels like a game of catch-up with no finish line in sight
ORGANIZATION
DISASTER
YOU'RE DROWNING IN DISORGANIZATION
No system to track leads, follow-ups, or appointments
Forget who called, who needs a quote, and who’s waiting
Double-booked, missed appointments, “I thought it was tomorrow”
Answering calls mid-job, sounding distracted or unprofessional
Can't unplug, can’t scale, can’t breathe
TIME TO FIX THE MESS - FOR GOOD.
HOW WE PUT OUT THE FIRE
We’re not just here to teach it — we build it for a living.
We run the agency other agencies hire when they’re in over their heads. We automate businesses that are drowning in admin. We implement AI that actually works — not just sounds good in a pitch deck.
This bootcamp was built because we got tired of watching business owners get burned by overpriced consultants, half-baked courses, and shiny objects that didn’t move the needle.
In 3 days, we’ll hand you the exact marketing foundation, automation roadmap, and AI deployment plan that companies pay us five figures to build.
This is your chance to work with the people who do this at the highest level — and walk away with everything you need to finally grow, scale, and breathe again.
No fluff. No filler. No guesswork.
Just experts. Execution. And a clear path forward.
3-DAY LIVE BOOTCAMP
One hands-on workshop that gives you the strategy, automations, and AI game plan agencies charge 10x more to deliver.
You’ll walk away with a complete, customized marketing plan, a step-by-step action roadmap, and the core foundations your business needs to finally run like a real operation — not a chaotic mess.
We’re talking guided workbooks, live one-on-one support, and proven frameworks you’ll use again and again to implement, hire, delegate, and scale.
This isn’t theory. This is the hands-on blueprint you’ve been missing — built with you, for your business, in just 3 days.
GET YOUR SH*T STRAIGHT
Clarify Your Brand & Lock In Your Marketing Game Plan
We’ll dig deep into who you are, what makes your business different, and how to actually communicate that to the world. Nail your brand’s mission, voice, audience, and message. Then, build a comprehensive marketing plan across paid, owned, and earned channels so your strategy finally makes sense — and sells.
CHAOS REHAB
Automate the Overwhelm — From Lead to Loyalty
No more drowning in your day-to-day. You’ll uncover where automation can clean up the mess in your operations — scheduling, follow-ups, quoting, lead tracking, customer interactions, you name it. Then, map out the exact tools and steps to build a smooth, scalable system that works without you constantly babysitting it.
DIAL IN THE DUMPSTERFIRE
Bring in AI to Scale Smarter, Not Harder
AI isn’t just a buzzword — it’s your new operations assistant, receptionist, lead nurturer, and content repurposer. On Day 3, you’ll get crystal clear on how AI fits into your business and create a plan to integrate it into the tasks stealing your time, money, and sanity.
LOCK-IN YOUR SEAT
At Your Own Pace. Fix the Chaos or Fall Behind.
You’ve watched leads slip, hours disappear, and admin fires flare up day after day. This is the last call to end it. In one live, no-fluff bootcamp you’ll build a crystal-clear marketing plan, map automations that plug money leaks, and craft an AI rollout that scales without extra headcount. All the assets, templates, and personal guidance agencies charge five figures for—delivered in three action-packed days so you leave with work DONE, not homework.
$99
ONE-TIME FEE
Uncluster F*ck Your Business workbook
Prompts to help you through the workbook
$1499
ONE-TIME FEE
A full marketing strategy that makes sense
Your automations mapped, simplified, and ready to launch
Plug-and-play AI roles tailored to YOUR business
Workbooks, templates, and live guidance every step of the way
The same strategy agencies charge over $5,000+ to build — only you’ll own it
$9999
ONE-TIME FEE
Everything in Uncluster F*ck Your Business
1 hour welcome meeting
Up to 10 hours of 1-on-1 consulting specific to your business
DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
THIS SH*T WORKS.
300+ BUSINESSES KICKED THE CHAOS
Real businesses. Real results. These aren’t paid actors — just hard-working owners who finally stopped the chaos and took control.
Jake M., General Contractor
"I came in overwhelmed and left with a plan that actually works."
"I had 27 tabs open trying to figure out my marketing, automation, and AI. This bootcamp gave me a clear roadmap, plug-and-play workflows, and showed me how to scale without hiring a damn team of people I can’t afford."
Brandon F., HVAC Business Owner
"I booked more jobs the week after the bootcamp than I had in months."
"They showed me how to fix my lead response time, build a real funnel, and plug in AI where it actually works. I’m not techy — but now I’m running like a company with a full team."
Melissa R., Real Estate Broker
"This bootcamp fixed the sh*t I didn’t even know was broken."
"I thought I had my business handled — until I realized I was bleeding time and losing money daily. They helped me see the gaps, patch the holes, and build a machine that actually runs. I left with confidence, clarity, and a system that’s finally working for me."
Angela S., Cleaning Business CEO
"I stopped putting out fires and started making money."
"Before this, I was doing everything manually. Now I’ve got a system that runs when I sleep. My follow-ups are automated, my leads get responded to immediately, and I’m not buried in admin anymore."
Tanya B., Med Spa Owner
"It’s like therapy for your business — but you leave with a system."
"I didn’t even realize how many leaks were costing me money. They didn’t just teach it — they walked me through fixing it. I left with a full strategy, automations live, and an AI agent answering my leads. Game changer."
Chris D., Roofing Company Owner
"Finally something that didn’t waste my time."
"No fluff, no boring slides. Just real help. Every part was hands-on. I left knowing what to do, when to do it, and how to actually grow my business. I’d have paid triple for what I got."